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  • Multicolored needle felted pill with 'chill' text, held by a hand, with scissors and thread box in the background.
  • a layout of the chill pill needle felting kit with the wool, needles and felting

Chill Pill Needle Felting Kit

Regular price $30.00
Unit price per

200mg of calming the fuck down. Take one stab daily (or hourly) as needed. Jumbo capsules for beginners, mini for masochists, and advanced hand-lettering for your DIY doctorate in rage relief.

$1 from every Chill Pills kit goes to Stand Up for Science. Because facts > flat-Earther fascism.

Side effects may include:

✨ Unprovoked euphoria

✨ Wool fuzz in your kombucha

✨ Blood spatter that passes as abstract art

✨ All manner of placebo, pluck, and punk

Kit Includes:

  • Rainbow wool

  • Pill case

  • (3) stabby needles

  • Felting pad

  • QR code tutorial

  • (2) Band-Aids

What It Doesn’t Include:

  • Actual drugs (please consult someone else)

  • Therapy (I wish lol)