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  • Multicolored needle felted pill with 'chill' text, held by a hand, with scissors and thread box in the background.
  • Bacon Astro needle felting kit with colorful wool and felted items on a wooden surface.
  • Hand holding a colorful plush toy with 'CHILL' text against a blurred indoor background
  • Wooden stencil with 'CHILL' text and 'BaconAstro' branding on a textured surface.
  • Person felting a colorful pill on a needle felting mat with 'chill' text onto a blue fabric background

Jumbo Chill Pill Needle Felting Kit

Regular price $32.00
Unit price per

200mg of calming the fuck down.  Take one stab daily (or hourly) as needed. Jumbo capsules for beginners, mini for masochists, and advanced hand-lettering for your DIY doctorate in rage relief.

This kit has pattern options for all levels! The CHILL stencil for beginners, mini pills for intermediate, and freehand cursive lettering for the advanced felters. 

💊 $1 from every Chill Pills kit goes to Stand Up for Science. Because facts > flat-Earther fascism.

This is a great gift for any science lover (think pharmacist, researcher, psychiatrist, etc.)

Side effects may include:

✨ Unprovoked euphoria

✨ Wool fuzz in your kombucha

✨ Blood spatter that passes as abstract art

✨ All manner of placebo, pluck, and punk

Kit Includes:

  • Three neon colors of wool

  • "CHILL" stencil

  • Pill case

  • (3) stabby needles

  • Felting pad

  • QR code tutorial

  • (2) Band-Aids

What It Doesn’t Include:

  • Actual drugs (please consult someone else)

  • Therapy (I wish lol)

 
  • No Tariff Upcharges
  • Woman Owned
  • Sustainably Sourced
  • Recycled Packaging
  • Made by Humans
  • WARNING! Contains sharp felting needles. Use with care.
  • Not a toy. Recommended for ages 12+.
  • Adult supervision required for beginners under 18.
  • Keep away from small children & pets.