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Most Craft Kits kinda suck

They’re filled with ❌ plastic, ❌ synthetic wool, ❌ real boring bullshit, or they’re ❌ outrageously expensive.

BaconAstro was crafted the way I’ve built everything: by hand, with stubborn care, and with a whole lot of middle fingers to overpriced boxes stuffed with factory asbestos. I wanted something human.

Our Kits are Weird. Funny. Sustainable. Worthwhile.

  • Woman Owned

  • Handmade

  • Sustainably Sourced

  • Not on Amazon

  • Made in North Carolina

Don’t settle for cheap Amazon crap. You can have more fun here.

Every kit is hand | picked | packed | crafted from a curated mix of U.S. makers I love and respect:

  • No AI, Made by Humans!

    We’re here to show what one person plus a few rad artists and writers can make when art, design, and punky idealism collide.
  • No Tariff Upcharges!

    Materials are made, packed, and shipped in the US.
  • Local Resources!

    BaconAstro is careful, care-filled, and as much about craft as about conscience. We source 100% wool from local farms and indie dyers.
  • I'm Just One Person!

    This isn’t some faceless company. It’s me.Β A fiber artist. A weird-ass crafter. A small business owner. I'm not big, I don't ship overnight, but I answer my emails.
  • Nothing Evil!

    I obsess over recycled packaging, labels that don’t kill the planet, and how to make every single kit badass and sustainable.
  • RAGE RELIEF > PERFECTION

    These kits create messy, fuzzy, silly things. They're meant to help you decompress. They're meant to be FUN.
Don’t buy boring bullshit.