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Baby POTUS - Presidential Needle Felting Kit

Regular price $30.00
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Diapered dissent. Democracy in felt. This intermediate needle felting kit turns existential and political dread into something powerful and hilariously ugly. Your liberal friends will love this gag gift, because no one deserves 1000s of stabby pokes more than this guy.

$1 from every Baby POTUS kit goes to the ACLU.

Because civil liberties deserve more whole-loom wool and fewer loopholes.

Kit Includes:

  • Pre-stuffed armature (bloated body of a wheezing empire)

  • Sickly pink, septic clementine, and dehydrated-piss yellow wool

  • (3) stabby needles

  • (2) glass eyes

  • Felt diaper fabric

  • Gold safety pin

  • (2) Band-Aids

  • Needle + thread for executive diaper duty

  • QR code to PDF pattern

What It Doesn’t Include:

  • Felting pad

  • Super glue for locking in McDonald's laser eyes

  • Awl for puncturing soulless sockets

 
  • No Tariff Upcharges
  • Woman Owned
  • Sustainably Sourced
  • Recycled Packaging
  • Made by Humans
  • WARNING! Contains sharp felting needles. Use with care.
  • Not a toy. Recommended for ages 12+.
  • Adult supervision required for beginners under 18.
  • Keep away from small children & pets.