Most Craft Kits kinda suck
They’re filled with ❌ plastic, ❌ synthetic wool, ❌ real boring bullshit, or they’re ❌ outrageously expensive.
BaconAstro was crafted the way I’ve built everything: by hand, with stubborn care, and with a whole lot of middle fingers to overpriced boxes stuffed with factory asbestos. I wanted something human.
Our Kits are Weird. Funny. Sustainable. Worthwhile.
Don’t settle for cheap Amazon crap. You can have more fun here.
Every kit is hand | picked | packed | crafted from a curated mix of U.S. makers I love and respect:
No AI, Made by Humans!
We’re here to show what one person plus a few rad artists and writers can make when art, design, and punky idealism collide.
Local Resources!
BaconAstro is careful, care-filled, and as much about craft as about conscience. We source 100% wool from local farms and indie dyers.
Nothing Evil!
I obsess over recycled packaging, labels that don’t kill the planet, and how to make every single kit badass and sustainable.
No Tariff Upcharges!
Materials are made, packed, and shipped in the US.
I'm Just One Person!
This isn’t some faceless company. It’s me. A fiber artist. A weird-ass crafter. A small business owner. I'm not big, I don't ship overnight, but I answer my emails.
RAGE RELIEF > PERFECTION
These kits create messy, fuzzy, silly things. They're meant to help you decompress. They're meant to be FUN.
Don’t buy boring bullshit.